The NYC Autopsy

April 12th, 2009
Written by: Julie Cole

I am attempting the autopsy of my journey to NYC while nursing a hideous chocolate egg hang-over, so excuse any oversights or omissions. I have a sugar high and the creature invading my uterus is going bananas.

In a nutshell, the trip was fantastic. I created an itinerary packed with amazing activities all done at a reasonable pace for little girls and women who are eight-months pregnant. Do not plan a trip to NYC with your kids without e-mailing me for my tips. But, like any adventure there were lessons to be learned around every corner. Here are my few:

1) Leaving daddy-o at home? Bring a note!

The nice Customs Officer at the Toronto airport asked for a note. It suddenly occurred to me that there were actually TWO notes I should have had on hand – one from my doctor giving the OK to travel, and the other from daddy-o giving my permission to leave the country with his children. Of course, I had neither. I strategically held my carry-on bag over my baby guts, so figured I was going to have to do some quick thinking and fast talking about leaving the country with my girls. Although it is 2009, apparently Customs Officers expect mothers and children to have the same last name. Luckily when naming the children I predicted future travel issues so gave them all my last name as a middle name. Phew. I pointed that out to the Customs Officer who re-checked the passports and let us through. I would suggest that same last name or not, when traveling solo with the kiddos, have a note on hand to avoid any complications.

2) There is crap on the streets of NYC that kids will pick up and covet!

Every time I turned around, my six-year-old was playing with something shiny or putting a new barrette in her hair. Inevitably when asked the question, the response was “I found it on the street”. For any of you germ-phobia mamas, keep the hand sanitizer close by – the appeal of shiny things outweighed any concerns about the origins of street objects.

3) Don’t be so cocky as to think you are too smart, too feminist, too enlightened, too Canadian or too cheap to be able to visit the American Girl store and not buy as stupid doll.
Or in my case, two stupid dolls. Little girls transform into high pressure manipulation experts. I’m now convinced that if determined, my girls could convince the Pope to start doing lines of coke. Incidentally, a cocaine habit is likely less expensive than an American Girl habit.

I suppose the biggest lesson is that if you leave a three-year-old daughter at home, expect to catch some grief upon your return – especially if you neglect to bring home one of the stupid dolls for her. Don’t assume she’s too young to be clued into what went down. I’ll be paying the price for that one for a long time.

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April 4th, 2009
Written by: Julie Cole

I find myself in New York City, which is generally a great place to find oneself. I get to the Big Apple regularly for work and it always feels a bit like Sex in the City meets The Mom Show – glamour and motherhood collide (which is a very rare occurrence for me). I’m usually meeting with cool mamas, attending great events and seeing some of the funkiest baby/kid gear on offer. Not bad job perks!

This trip is a bit different and there is a lesson to be shared here. When you have a six-year-old child, I suggest you refrain from promising to do something with her when she is eight. I can assure you, she will remember and hold you to it.
My kid has been interested in NYC ever since she found out daddy-o and I met as NYU grad students back in the mid-1990s. I told her we’d do a trip to NYC for her “Champagne Birthday”. Well, she just turned eight on the eighth (of March), which meant promise fulfilling time came very quickly.
She was not going to let a couple of complications prevent this trip from happening. Forget that I’m three weeks away from having another baby. She also wasn’t bothered that a sister got dragged into the plans either. You can never escape our house with just one kid, so she fully expected (and wanted) another kid in tow anyways. The more the merrier is a familiar mantra in our family, mostly out of necessity.
So this is a different NYC experience for me. I’m not on business and I’m not living the life of a clubbing, pubbing, bad art exhibit attending graduate student. NYC from a kiddie perspective is a whole new thing. After much planning and research, we are cramming the following attractions into our less than two days:
- Times Square (M&M shop, Hershey Shop, indoor ferris wheel at Toys R Us, Disney Store. Note to self: escape all without making a purchase);
- Mary Poppins on Broadway;
- Museum of Natural History;
- Handsome cab through Central Park;
- Lunch at Alice’s Tea Cup;
- FAO Schwartz and American Girl (Note to self: again, escape without making a purchase);
- Dinner at the Starlight Express (singing wait staff);
- Evening view from the Empire State Building;
Luckily we’re flying on air miles and staying at the seediest hotel in Times Square, or this two day excursion would require re-mortgaging the house.
So again, let me re-iterate the moral of the story: don’t make promises thinking “they” will forget – it won’t happen. In the meantime, if you have any NYC suggestions, comment quickly – I’m not here much longer!
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